![]() 03/25/2018 at 09:29 • Filed to: YOU KIDS STAY OFF MY DAMN LAWN! THAT'S IT I'M KEEPING THIS FOOTBALL. | ![]() | ![]() |
I was born. Holy crap I’m old. Well, at least I don’t feel a day over 60.
Post AMCs, International Scouts & pickups, and Jeep pickups like this awesome J10 Honcho.
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Happy Birthday! Have some cake!
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Yes please thank you. Cake is my favorite food group.
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Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday young man!
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Thanks! I love that green, it’s perfect.
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I just had my 24th. You could almost be my dad. Except not, for obvious reasons.
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Thanks!
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Congrats, your parents had sex 43 years and 9 months ago!
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That alone is miraculous. You’ve never in your life met two people less suited for each other. I can’t believe they stayed together until 1982. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad they were together long enough for my older sister and me to happen, but COME ON.
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LOL
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Happy birthday, and may you unlock a Final Form like this one.
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Happy birthday sir.
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Kidding aside, I kind of wish I’d been a dad. I’m really good at yelling at children, and I have the angry dad stare down pat. And a deep reservoir of dad jokes.
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OOOOOOH WANT
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That is beautiful. I love that color and those fat rear tires.
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WAIT NO DON’T CLICK IT’S A TVTROPES LINK
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Yeah, it’s a good specimen, that one.
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It’s not too late!
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Green is a pretty color on most any car or truck
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I still haven’t decided. On one hand I love kids and want some of my own, but on the other I don’t think I’d make the great parent so for their sake it might be better if I don’t.
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Happy Birthday! Here’s a Jeep pickup from the year of my birth:
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Happy Birthday old man...
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The people that think they shouldn’t be seem to end up being good parents, so you never know.
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Technically no, but my partner says no.
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I have a profound inability to relate to other people and be emotionally available for them, which you kind of need for kids.
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Have two fine Internationals for your special day.
And the only pickups so badass that only Don Knotts could endorse them.
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Ah yeah if he’s not game that won’t fly.
Have fun celebrating!!
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Congrats on another lap around the sun.
Its kinda a pickup
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I’ll allow it. Thanks!
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If we suddenly became independently wealthy I could probably change his mind, but yeah.
My mom and stepdad are driving up to take us to lunch. I haven’t seen them in a long while so I’m excited.
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Nice! Enjoy -
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I think I’d be a great parent, but I’m not sure I actually want to bring kids into this world.
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Happy birthday old man.
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happy birthday!
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Thanks!